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آقا جان دستت درد نكنه كه سر زدي اما مگه نميدوني كه من يه ماه نيستم؟ ...

جرج كاش قبل از اينكه ميمردي ميرفتي مردونگي خودتو به مازيار و آرش ثابت مي كردي...

چرا مردي جرج؟...

يكي از مهمترين اخبار هنري هفته گذشته اين بود كه پري صابري با كلي اهن و تلپ اومد تو سالن رودكي واسه ديدن يه كنسرت. نصف سالن هم به خاطر احترام به فعاليتهاي هنري (!) و شوهاي تئاتري ايشون از جا پا شدن. پس از التفات به علاقه مندان رفت كه رو يه صندلي رديف مهمانان بشينه طبق معمول تالار رودكي صندليه شكسته بود و با ... خورد زمين!!! البته چون ايشون كمي فربه هستند بين دسته هاي صندلي گير كردن و بالاخره با كمك علاقه مندان خير بيرون آورده شدن!!!

ديشب جاي دوستان خالي رفتيم كنسرت جاز يه گروه فرانسوي. دو تا آقاي مسن بودن كه گيتار مي‌زدن و يه آقاي جوون كه كنتراباس مي‌فرمودن. جدا از نوع آهنگشون و اينكه چقدر با نشاط و حرفه‌اي مي‌زدن، اخلاق و رفتارشون بود كه از همون اول با بگو بخند و سرحال آوردن مردم كارشون رو شروع كردن و حتي با همديگه هم شوخي مي‌كردن و مسن‌ترينشون بيشتر مي‌خنديد و با مردم سر و كله مي‌زد.
اين رفتارشون منو به‌شدت ياد اساتيد موسيقي سنتي خودمون انداخت. فروتني اينا منو ياد استاد شجريان، بگو و بخنديشون ياد استاد فخرالديني و تعامل با تماشاچياشون هم دقيقا مثل استاد عليزاده بود!!!
- راستي مازيار علاوه بر اين‌كه اصلا جات خالي نبود (چون سالن داشت مي‌تركيد!)، نكته باحال ديگه اين كنسرت اين بود كه هنوز اون صندلي تو تالار رودكي كه سال پيش شكسته بود، هنوز شكسته است!

There was once a boy who got a letter in the mail. He opened it and the contents of it was in French. The boy asked his mother what it was and she looked it over. She didn't understand French, so she suggested to the boy to ask the French teacher at his school.


The next day before school, the boy walked up to the French teacher and asked her to read and translate the letter. The teacher agreed and began to read the Letter. The pleasant appearance on her face turned to anger as she continued reading the letter. She looked at the boy and said, "Don't even think about coming within five miles near me or I swear I will kill you!" And with that she sent the boy to the principal's office.


The principal was a little confused by the French teacher's reasons for sending the child to his office and asked the boy what happened. The boy explained how he gave her a note to translate and that she threw a fit. The principal nodded and asked to see the note and said that he knew French and would check out the letter. The boy reluctantly gave the letter and the principal read it. After reading the letter, the principal lowered the letter and revealed an angered face. "You're suspended. Come within five feet of this school and I swear I'll kill you!"


The boys parents were surprised to see him home early later that day. His mom asked him what happened and the boy explained what had happened. The boy's father said that he knew french and asked to read the letter and find out what could have been so bad that the boy had to be suspended.


Thinking that his father had some sense in him not to ground him or threaten him because of the letter, the boy allowed the father to read it. Suddenly, a low voice came from his dad that turned into a frightening yell, "You get out of this house now! If you come within five feet of us, I swear I'll kill you!!"


A few years later, the boy was successful in an army with several badges and many many adoring friends. One night he was asked why he ended up in the army. The young man spoke of his life before he received the letter, then the effects that it had on his life. His friends in the army listened to him very intently then asked if he had the letter with him after so many years. The young man nodded and everyone asked him to let them read it. Feeling that these were his friends and that since this was all in the past, the young man thought it would be okay to read it. So he took out the letter that had ruined his life and gave it to his friends who all gathered around it and read. After they had read it, they all stripped him from his badges and awards and yelled at him for not being worthy enough to stay in the army. He was banned from the premesis and was told, "If you come within five feet of this place, we swear we'll kill you!"


The young man, feeling deprived of anything good in life, walked along a high bridge and looked down. This was his only answer left in life. There was no longer anything he could do to make anything better and his life was torn to shreds because of that letter. Before he was about to jump, the young man saw a little kid walking across the bridge, too. "Excuse me," the young man asked the little kid. "Do you speak french by any chance?" "Of course," said the little kid. "Who doesn't?" "Well, could you please tell me what my letter says and promise not to theaten me or get angry like anyone else? This is very important and I'll even pay you to just tell me what it means and not say a word about this to anyone else. Could you please please help me?" asked the young man. The little kid smiled and nodded. "Okay."


Happy that the secret of his ruined life would be revealed, the boy eagerly searched for the letter in his pockets. The little kid getting quite a bit impatient hurried the young man saying that he needed to get home soon. "Oh, SHIT!" yelled the young man. What?" asked the little kid. "I left the letter in my army camp!"